#cactus jack cake

[punkbakerchristine]

cactus jack’s cake

This is a recipe I invented shortly after I began baking and cooking, back around Christmas time: my mom and I were watching one of those baking competition shows, and no exaggeration, every single one of the competitors employed the raspberry-pistachio fusion with their tiered cakes. Flabbergasted, we started naming off different variations of cakes for Christmas and the holiday season, and this was one that stuck out to me. Passionfruit cake is a bit more yellow than green, but prickly pear is a nice bright pink: the apple variation will give a nice golden color, as will blood orange.

Also called my “high desert” cake for the heavy Southwestern influences, I named this one after Cactus Jack’s in Carson City, where my family lived when I was a kid: I remember seeing the big neon sign of the cowboy through my sleeping eyes after a long road trip back from my grandparents’ house, and I knew we were home. I hope to make this one day!

(passionfruit sponge)

4 passionfruits (can also be substituted with blood orange or apple) 2 eggs 115 grams of butter, cubed and softened 115 grams of sugar  Zest of a lemon 1 teaspoon vanilla extract  1 1/2 cups of self-raising flour  Pinch of salt 

(prickly pear sponge)

1/2 cup prickly pear juice  2 eggs  115 grams of butter, softened  115 grams of sugar  Zest of a lime 2 teaspoons of lime juice  1 1/2 cups of self-rising flour  Pinch of salt 

(citrus vanilla frosting)

3 cups of powdered sugar, sifted 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract  1-2 tablespoons of milk 1/3 cup of butter  Zest of lemon and lime, plus extra for dusting over the top 

(passionfruit curd)

3 passionfruits 4 egg yolks 2/3 cup of granulated sugar  1/8 teaspoon salt 6 tablespoons of butter, softened and cubed

(cactus decorations)

1 cup of dark chocolate chips  1 cup of white chocolate chips

Preheat oven to 350°. Grease two 8” pans with shortening and then line with parchment.

For the passionfruit sponge:

Halve the passionfruits and scoop out the seeds and pulp. Press the pulp through a sieve, then set to the side. (If using blood orange, halve and juice. If using apples, halve, scoop out the seeds and press through the sieve)

Beat butter and sugar together with the electric mixer at medium speed for 4 minutes until smooth and fluffy. Add in eggs, one after the other, then the salt and vanilla extract followed by the flour, little by little, until well incorporated—should take a few minutes. Turn mixer down to low and add in zest and passionfruit, and continue to mix for 1 minute.

For the prickly pear sponge:

Concentrate the prickly pear by boiling the juice for about five minutes.

Beat butter and sugar together with the electric mixer at medium speed for 4 minutes until smooth and fluffy. Add in eggs, one after the other, then the salt followed by the flour, little by little, until well incorporated—should take a few minutes. Turn mixer down to low and add in zest and juices, and continue to mix for 1 minute.

Pour batters into either pan and bake for 25 to 30 minutes: the prickly pear sponge is a bit heavier, and should take 30 minutes; or until a skewer comes out clean. Let both cool on a wire rack for 5 minutes, and then turn both over so they can cool all the way on the rack—be careful because the pans might still be hot!

For the curd:

Halve and scoop out the pulp of the passionfruit, and press through a sieve.

Whisk yolks, sugar, passionfruit pulp, and salt in top pot of bain-marie/double boiler for 10 minutes or until thick—I usually use a metal bowl atop a saucepan of boiling water (be careful not to let the water boil over!)

Remove from heat and whisk in butter—the butter will melt from the heat of the bowl.

Pour curd in bowl and cover directly with plastic wrap until cool (the plastic has to be right on the curd to keep a skin from forming).

For the frosting:

Mix butter with the electric mixer on medium until smooth. Bump mixer down to low and gradually add in sugar (be careful as powdered/confectioner’s sugar, like flour, has a tendency to get on everything) until mixture is creamy. Stop mixer for a second to add in milk, vanilla, and zests, and then beat for another 1-1 1/2 minutes.

For the cactus decorations:

Trace five cactus designs on one side of a piece of paper and turn it upside down so it shows through—make sure one is a little bigger than the other four as that one will be the topper.

Melt chocolate chips in the bain-marie and spoon into ziplock bags. Snip off the corner of the bag about an eighth of an inch and squeeze the chocolate onto the designs. Let them sit until they’re hard and then very carefully peel off.

To assemble:

Either of the cakes can be on the bottom tier: place one cake on a lazy Susan and spread a dollop of the curd on the top with an offset spatula to have a thin but even layer. Place next layer on top of that and spread another even layer of curd on the top. Let the curd sit for a few minutes before applying the frosting with a separate spatula: even out the frosting on top and on the sides with the offset spatula.

Sprinkle the top and sides of the cake with the lemon and lime zests. Carefully apply the large cactus atop the top tier and the other four around the circumference of the cake. 

***if you’d like: keep the tiers flat on the lazy Susan and use a bread knife to slice them in half for four tiers.

[feverinfeveroutfic]

my arm hath been twisted. along with the titles, i’ll share the actual kinks (titles are my own in the quotation marks, but you can use the prompts yourselves! don’t forget to tag me here on the fever blog as well as my main, josiebelladonna)

for Tijuana sunrise, the main event:

“Treacle” - mask kink

”And You Will Know Me” - deep throating

”Cactus Jack’s” - temperature play

”Cardamom Kisses” - aphrodisiacs

“Bluebonnets” - sadism/masochism

”Wandering and Wandering” - lace/leather

“Hai-Bar” - blood kink

”Espresso” - stripping

”Songkran Drought” - knife play

”Tierra del Fuego” - aquaphilia

”Jack of Hearts” - sex toys

”Areias do Tempo” - pyrophilia

“Red” - accidental stimulation

“Lily Munster Ain’t Got Nothin’ On You” - prostitution

“Ugly Truth” - orgasm denial

”’Til Tel Aviv” - nipple play

”Sandstone” - masturbation

“Playa La Ropa” - body worship

”Bastards and Boozehounds” - seduction

”Pulmonaria” - voyeurism

”Prayer Hands” - branding

”Spiderwebs on the Heart” - handjobs

”Olives” - scars

”Don the Beachcomber” - late night sex

”Lady Godiva’s House” - boot worship

”Devil’s Tea Time” - threesome

”Ten Miles High” - erotic photos

”Amorsolo” - intimate artistry

”Lilac Treehouse” - graveyard sex

”Painted Roses” - erotic asphyxiation

“Lunatic Kibbitz” - olfactophilia (fascination with scents and smells)

the bonus fics (i’m just doing these myself because of my belly kink and as a birthday gift to alex in respective order, but again, you can join me if you’d like)

“The Hungry Lion Throws Itself on the Antelope” (prompts courtesy of @oops-all-kink) i reckon this will be the one that kills me because even though belly kink is one of my main ones, it’s the one i’m most sensitive, even apprehensive, about. if anything, i think i can pin my body issues and everything wrong with me on this kink here.

Warm food on a cold day (“smoky”)

Pillow (“black satin”)

Ate too fast (“Imodium”)

Illness (“rafa”)

First date (“Jesus H.ad a Stroke”)

Kink (“infernal bloodlust”)

Stuffing (“what’s with the shirt?”)

Vacation (“cruzin’”)

Eating contest (“rich tea”)

Bakery (“with a schmear”)

Trying something new (“rumor has it”)

Rumbles and growls (“are you afraid?”)

Surprise (“february ghosts”)

Button popping (“peek a boo!”)

Stomachache (“hide me?”)

Hand feeding (“white velvet cake”)

Belly rubs (“rabbit’s foot”)

Weight gain (“needles”)

Indulgence (“cut your crooked teeth”)

Drink (“bleedforme”)

Emeto (“don’t look so shocked”)

Cooking (“just eat fast food”)

Hunger (“ginger snaps”)

Content creator (“have a biscuit”)

In public (“walk in the woods”)

Drama king/queen (“black cat”)

Party (“SHake Up wiTh gaUges of Perfect MAlt or DiamonDs or whiskeY”)

Sleepy (“crimson silk”)

Spicy food (“small dogs or worms”)

Kisses (“devil’s elevenses”)

Sweets (“white russian”)

”Paradise” (my gift to alex)

Roleplay (“Clouds of Violet”)

Corsets (“Bridgeport”)

Hair Kink (“Ivy”)

Formal wear (“Blood Garnets”) 

Gun Play (“Sugar Kane”) 

Strip Poker (“Neon and Argon”)

Shibari (“Hey, Jim”) 

Lingerie (“Broomsticks”) 

Bathtub (“Richer, Richest”) 

One Night Stand (“Burning Desire”)

Phone Sex (“The Dream Catcher”) 

Halloween (“The Cannibal”) 

Day of the Dead (“Black Pudding of Bones”) 

Rosh Hashanah (“Gold Rush”)

Spanking (“Rhubarb Pie”) 

Voice Kink (“The Faceless One”) 

[josiebelladonna]

and the actual banners themselves:

paradise is the one for my one and only, alex skolnick, on his birthday. tijuana sunrise is the main bunch. hungry lion revolves around a kink closest to me, the kink surrounding all things human belly. i am nearly done with paradise and approaching halfway with the other two!

Masks (“Treacle”)

Deep Throating / Public Sex (“And You Will Know Me”)

Temperature Play (“Cactus Jack’s”)

Aphrodisiacs (“Cardamom Kisses”)

Sadism/Masochism (“Bluebonnets”)

Lace/Leather (“Wandering and Wandering”)

Blood Kink (“Hai-Bar”)

Stripping (“Espresso”)

Knife Play (“Songkran Drought”)

Aquaphilia (“Tierra Del Fuego”)

Cross-dressing + Sex Toys (“Jack of Hearts”)

Pyrophilia (“Areias do Tempo”)

Accidental Stimulation (“Red”)

Prostitution (“Lily Munster Ain’t Got Nothin’ On You”)

Orgasm Denial (“Ugly Truth”)

Nipple Play (“‘Til Tel Aviv”)

Masturbation (“Sandstone”)

Body Worship (“Playa La Ropa”)

Seduction (“Bastards and Boozehounds”)

Voyeurism (“Pulmonaria”)

Branding (“Prayer Hands”)

Hand-jobs (“Spiderwebs on the Heart”)

Scars (“Olives”)

Late Night (“Don the Beachcomber”)

Boot Worship (“Lady Godiva’s House”)

Threesome (“Devil’s Tea Time”)

Erotic Photos (“Ten Miles High”)

Intimate Artistry (“Amorsolo”)

Graveyard Sex (“Lilac Treehouse”)

Erotic Asphyxiation (“Painted Roses”)

Olfactophilia (Scent) (“Lunatic Kibbitz”)

🌻 tijuana sunrise bestows us with its warmth september 30, 9pm pacific time

Roleplay (“Clouds of Violet”)

Corsets (“Bridgeport”)

Hair Kink (“Ivy”)

Formal wear (“Blood Garnets”)

Gun Play (“Sugar Kane”)

Strip Poker (“Neon and Argon”)

Shibari (“Hey, Jim”)

Lingerie (“Broomsticks”)

Bathtub (“Richer, Richest”)

One Night Stand (“Burning Desire”)

Phone Sex (“The Dream Catcher”)

Halloween (“The Cannibal”)

Day of the Dead (“Black Pudding of Bones”)

Rosh Hashanah (“Gold Rush”)

Spanking (“Rhubarb Pie”) 

Voice Kink (“The Faceless One”) 

❤️‍🔥 paradise sets sail from tierra del fuego september 29, midnight, atlantic time

Warm food on a cold day (“smoky”)

Pillow (“black satin”)

Ate too fast (“Imodium”)

Illness (“rafa”)

First date (“Jesus H.ad a Stroke”)

Kink (“infernal bloodlust”)

Stuffing (“what’s with the shirt?”)

Vacation (“cruzin’”)

Eating contest (“rich tea”)

Bakery (“with a schmear”)

Trying something new (“rumor has it”)

Rumbles and growls (“are you afraid?”)

Surprise (“february ghosts”)

Button popping (“peek a boo!”)

Stomachache (“hide me?”)

Hand feeding (“white velvet cake”)

Belly rubs (“rabbit’s foot”)

Weight gain (“needles”)

Indulgence (“cut your crooked teeth”)

Drink (“bleedforme”)

Emeto (“don’t look so shocked”)

Cooking (“just eat fast food”)

Hunger (“ginger snaps”)

Content creator (“have a biscuit”)

In public (“walk in the woods”)

Drama king/queen (“black cat”)

Party (“SHake Up wiTh gaUges of Perfect MAlt or DiamonDs or whiskeY”)

Sleepy (“crimson silk”)

Spicy food (“small dogs or worms”)

Kisses (“devil’s elevenses”)

Sweets (“white russian”)

🍩 the hungry lion throws itself on the antelope begins its prowl september 30, 9:30pm pacific time

[the-witchs-cafe]

Giuseppe, the ghost witch with a welcoming nature, a witch who tried to escape his personal fate only to discover that his fate was chosen for him by his mother, he greets those lost and alone in their miserable states and welcomes them to stay in his hotel though his familiars kill them,

From my Gregory horror show madoka magica crossover (Gregory magica show)

Gregory is a magical boy who wished to help others with their sorrows by giving them home to live in and so it’s resulted in Gregory home being able to appear across time but his mother forces him to use his magic “ teleportation” to kill and collect grief seeds, and after his son asked him to babysit his son and by that Gregory grandson James, Gregory uses himself as a shield for him, he is already a witch by then the “Gregory” we see is an familiar called eros. His soul gem is in the shape of a keyhole and is purple in color and located on his right hand. Weapon, Winchester rifle.

James is a magical boy who wished for his father and grandfather to have a well earned relaxation from their works, due to his great grandmother causing his grandfather to witched out is secretly working with the staff and residents to kill her and his grandfather his magic is “trick as he can create bombs in the forms of jack in the boxes” soul gem is in the shape of a jester head and is located on his bow tie, weapon chainsaw.

Hell’s chef is a magical boy who wished for people to finally respect him as a chef, met gregory when he was hunting a witch, and agreed to work for him as the head cook of the hotel, is a tsundere who secretly enjoys the lunch boxes made by Catherine and those attempts at cooking by either the kids or residents, hates smoking, has babysit James before and knows the reason he acts like that is to get his grandpa’s attention, magic “ burning, control only heat” soul gem is a candle on scarf, weapon the large knife he carries around.

Catherine is a magical girl who wished for a man to love, met gregory when he actually went to a hospital as his wife is discovered to be having a baby and was worried for her, agrees to work as a doctor at the hotel, still has the fetishized obsession with blood but tone it down due to the children, has a crush on chef and is a very good cook, magic “ healing” soul gem in the shape of a heart and is located on where is the heart is, weapon the giant needle she carries around also many different needles in different sizes and shapes.

Cactus gunman is a magical boy who wished to bring justice back to his hometown but failed to bring justice and was forced to flee with his little sister after their entire family was killed, met Gregory who was traveling to find a gardener and was mugged by them but gregory was able to tell what happened and took them in with cactus gunman being hired as a gardener, treats lost doll as a little sister and is also a surprisingly good older brother figure to the other children who live in the hotel, very overprotective of his sister due to what happened, hopeless romantic, soul gem is in the shape of a flower and is on sombrero, magic “sand control” weapon his guns but is know for his bad aim but can hit targets very well.

The judgement boys and gold are all magical boys who all wished to be great lawyers, Gregory honestly has no clue why he hired them to be security guards but because their magic “lie detectors” he honestly has singed and hummed their jingles, gold has honestly been in trouble with gregory for judging James after he stole a cake for lost doll but she knew and wanted Gregory to have something nice due to stress, soul gems a heart and dollar inside a cage, weapons chains.

Neko zombie is a magical boy who wished to get revenge, but finds out about the trauma Gregory suffered from, work unofficially as a bellhop, loves chocolates and it’s variants, has eaten familiar and witch flesh before it tasted like garbage, James has given the bellhop job to him due to being Gregory’s grandson but James’s dad is the one who would inherit the business, magic “rotting” soul gem is a cat’s paw print on spine, weapon is a executioner axe.

Cactus girl is a magical girl who wished for her brother’s rebellion to win, it lost and was forced to leave and be an outlaw, thanks to Gregory she works as a nurse with Catherine, she treats lost doll like a little sister who needs to be protected, magic ” is dust devils” soul gem in the shape of a trefoil and is located on belt, weapons lassos.

Lost doll is a magical girl who wished to find someone to take care of her due to her parents mistreatment of her, Katie is protective of her, has a massive doll collection, magic “puppetry” soul gem doll bottle of her hat, lacks a weapon as it her magic.

Roulette boy is a magical boy who wished for friends to play games with, found by James, scared Gregory once, loves pudding and after finishing dinner has a pudding after but sometimes before dinner, chef and Catherine’s adopted son, magic “luck” soul gem is a roulette wheel on left legs, weapon is his luck magic. Unofficially works as a parlor tricks and game show host.

The others are magical boys and girls who wished for happiness and selfishness, honestly they each have a job as bonsai kabuki works as a kabuki performer, the mummy family magic is poison antidotes, my son is surprisingly good friends with James as they have crushes on eachother, some how once they manage to get gregory to allow them to watch spongebob, multiple tv fish are floating around the hotel as televisions for the others.

James’s father George runs a diner and hotel and is quite close to his father after his mother died from Gregory’s mother.

The guest are understandably concerned and impressed by the magical boys and girls and they distrust kyubey

Gregory mama would be killed by the the witch

Thanks to madoka, Gregory doesn’t witch out, James here is actually a really good kid who was raised right he just acted the way he did is to get his grandpa’s attention due to him being busy a lot of the time.

Currently nonverbal, but, though I know very little of GHS, I must say that I love how detailed this is- amazing work here!!

[nuagederose]

happy bastard’s day- i, i mean, valentine’s day ❤️‍🔥💋🌹🩸🍷♥️

alex and eric in the diner scene in blood & chocolate (‘cause every 4 years, i draw two guys in a diner)

”alison chains” and alex in smell the magic in the skeleton key

the sundaes (from right to left: valentina, marlene, sabrina, and colette) with nelly rounding out at the back

(the cakes in pic #2: 3-layer carrot cake, chocolate babka, my “cactus jack” cake, and white velvet cake)

ig: badmotorartist

[sychosid]

aheem. mikey whipwreck. because he's not an oc but you love him so much

👻 GHOST - do they believe in ghosts? what are their "ghostly experiences", if any?

🍰 CAKE SLICE - favourite cake flavour? are they specific about types of cakes?

🪤 MOUSE TRAP - what will always lure them into certain danger? a loved one in danger? a promise of something they are always searching for?

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

💐 BOUQUET - create a bouqet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favourite?

HI XENTEX. id only take these questions about mikey because i love you the most.

👻 GHOST - do they believe in ghosts? what are their "ghostly experiences", if any?

I think Mikey used to, since there was weird shit happening at the hall in Philadelphia. However, when he realized it was just his coworkers being weirdos (mostly Raven and Cactus Jack), then he kind of stopped thinking ghosts are real.

🍰 CAKE SLICE - favourite cake flavour? are they specific about types of cakes?

hhmmmm. i don't think mikey is particular. his favorite is double chocolate cake though. especially if its made with dark chocolate.

🪤 MOUSE TRAP - what will always lure them into certain danger? a loved one in danger? a promise of something they are always searching for?

god what doesnt lure mikey into certain danger. i cant even answer this beyond that. he doesnt even look for it. it just finds him.

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

i think mikey definitely pushes himself past his limits. he just....idk, he just does! i think the fact that he is trying to be his best self. hes self destructive because he is emotional, especially over the years of ECW.

💐 BOUQUET - create a bouquet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favourite?

bay tree, gladiolus, chamomile, thyme. which mean glory, strength and vigor, patience in adversity, and courage and strength. i think chamomile would be his favorite! :)

[starboyshoyo]

Hi! Congrats on 500 followers! This is for your matchup event :)

Name: Reina (that’s the name I use in twst)

Personality traits: kind, mature, quiet, and I have high patience

Hobbies: baking, reading, and singing

Likes/dislikes: I love sweets (think candy, cake, ice cream, and fruit), ya books, plushies, the color pink, and trying new food. I don’t like coconut, heights, and rude people

Song: hmmm I say “I See the Light” from Tangled because I love the vibes!

Qualities: someone tall (I hate saying that but it’s lowkey true), can sing, a decent cook, confident, and is willing to travel with me

Expectation: I would see a future with them. (a girl can dream lol)

Preferences: I guess anyone (including outside NRC) as long as it’s not the teachers, grim, or kids

@bluesylveon2 I match you with...

Jack Howl!

If you’re looking for something sweet, dedicated, and domestic, then Jack is going to the best choice for you. Wolf beastmen have just one true love in their entire lives, so when Jack finds you he won’t give up easily. He'll always be around for you when you need him.

Jack is more of a brawn than brains kind of person, but he still enjoys calmer moments. He'd love to listen to you sing as you do chores together or bake. He'll try his best to cook with you, but you might have to show him the ropes.

Traveling the world is definitely something Jack would want to do with you. After the two of you graduate from NRC, you'll take a trip around the various locations in Twisted Wonderland, enjoying all of the new sights and trying new foods together.

Jack might not act like a prince, but he has his moments. He’s level-headed and calm when you need it and always thinks about you, even when you're away. Often times you'll come back to a new plushie or a cactus (two ends of the spectrum haha) sitting on your desk. He won’t say a word about it, but you’ll know it’s from him!

Other Possibilities: Azul Ashengrotto, Kalim Al-Asim, Vil Schoenheit

[moonyasnow]

Victor Birthday Boy Card Voice Lines

Summon line: Me and Vera are the birthday kids today, so you'd better behave! Ahahah~ Oh, I didn't expect you would come to celebrate our birthday.

Groooovy!!: Being the special 'Birthday Boy' isn't all that bad now and then! Especially if it means I get the first slice of cake~

Set Home: Say, doesn't this white coat make me look oh-so-very-much like a doctor? The brooch certainly fits the theme.

Home idle 1: Hahah~... It's very fun seeing what people assume I'd like to get as a gift. I'm almost tempted to make a study out of it.

Home idle 2: My guardian sent me a birthday card, but Vera burned it to a crisp the moment she saw who it was from. That's my sister for you~ she's the best, isn't she?

Home idle 3: Chocolate pudding, and ice cream, and swirl cake, and frosting-covered cupcakes, and— oh look! They're decorated like animals! How adorable, hahah~!

Home idle - login: Every year, our bodies march one step closer to the grave. It's a beautiful thought, isn't it?

Home idle - Groovy: [*sigh*] Great. That cotton-candy-haired runt is here. Looking to hog all of Vera's time, I bet.

Home tap 1: Look at this little cactus Jack got me. Isn't it adorable? All covered in spikes, just like him~

Home tap 2: Iddy, Orthie and I got a three-way-tie in kart racing this morning. If I just train my reflexes, by next year I imagine I have a shot at 1st place.

Home tap 3: The stalker from my club got me a new 'toolkit'… I'll have Iddy update my room's security. Again.

Home tap 4: DON'T. Set off that party-popper again. You do know what's good for you, right~?

Home tap 5: Vera loves going on about being 'the older twin'…but only by three minutes, you know.

Home tap - Groovy: Don't pry with questions like that in the future…ok? I'll be merciful today, though. It is my birthday, after all. Haha~!

Duo: Victor - Oh, Junia's here? How interesting! Junia - Happy birthday, Victor!

Tag list: @another-random-paradise @thehollowwriter @faefum @cactus13-rolloflammesimp @beneathsakurashade

@nyx-of-night @theolivetree123 @babyghoul138 @skibidibabygirl @screamintoad

[vapehk1]

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[ivys-garden]

Farming

Farming is a big industry In celtic Europe, but Minecraft farming gets boring quickly. A Farming update is dearly needed, and while this isn't that, I'm proud of some of the ideas I've come up with.

Small Changes

1. Pumpkins now have multiple faces when carved

2.Animals now eat crops, reverting them to the previous phase of growth

3. Animals now have multiple textures, like Wolves (EG Potbelly, Saddlebags, Kunekune and Boars for pigs, Cochin and Anaconda for Chickens, Bulls, Dairy, Buffalo, Aberdeen Angus and Highland Cattle for Cows and Black and Brown face sheep)

3.Jack O'Lanterns now have peat fire, Blubber fire and soul fire variants

4.The white flowers now gives white dye

6.Bread now requires you to make dough (Flour + Water Bottle) and cook it

6.The pie and cake crafting recipes now create Batter, which must be cooked

Turnips

Turnips are a newly introduced plant that grows in the same way as carrots or potatoes. However, Turnips can also be placed down on the ground as a full block, allowing for their use in decoration. Turnips can also be carved much like Jack O’Lanterns.

Wheat Updates

Wheat gets a notable change in that it can now grow two tall, gaining an extra 3 growth stages. The one block tall Wheat still produces Wheat, but two tall wheat will produce more wheat the more it is allowed to grow.

More wheat is definitely necessary for what comes next

The Mortar and Pestle

Crafted with a bowl and one Flint, the Mortar and Pestle is a new workstation that the player can use to grind up resources. (This feature was more useful in the Potion update but its still somewhat relevant here)

Items the Mortar and Pestle can make are

● Bones > Bone Meal

●Blaze Rods > Blaze Powder

● Breeze Rods > Breeze Powder (which would now be used for wind charges)

● Potatoes > Mashed Potatoes

● Glow Ink Sacks > Glow Ink

● Chorus Fruits > Ground Chorus Fruit (replacement for Popped Chorus Fruit)

● Nether Wart > Ground Nether Wart (used to make Red Netherrack)

● Spider Eye > Ground Spider Eye (replacement for Fermented Spider Eye)

● Sugar Cane > Sugar

● Ink Sacks, Bone Meal, Cactus, Lapis Lazuli, Flowers and Mushrooms > Dye

●Wheat > Grain

● Grain > Flour (replacement for wheat in baked goods crafting recipes)

Animal Updates

This part of the update seeks to change how rearing animals is done in a way that incentivizes taking care of animals while not alienating industrial redstone farms

So, Animals will produce more when given more space on access to grass (note: previous drop rates for animal resources have not changed, they remain the same. The player can simply undertake more measures to increase them)

The Trough

Animals will also produce more when fed grain, which is made easier by the trough (made with 5 wood in the same configuration as the minecart)

The trough can be filled with grain and the animals will eat from it, this requires no player input apart from filling the trough, which can also be done via hopper

Animals fed on grain will begin breeding naturally and have an increased chance of producing more than one offspring.

Animals fed on grain and with access to space are healthier and take less damage

Animal behaviour is received some updates, and new animal products are added. These behaviours are more likely to happen if the animal is fed on grain

these will be grouped into the 5 main animal classes

1. Cows (And Goats)

Milk Buckets don't exist anymore. Milk must now be obtained via bottles. Typically the player can fill 3 bottles before the cow runs out of milk, but a cow with more space and being fed grain will have increased milk production

Goats can now also be milked. Both Goats Milk and Cow's Milk cure Potion effects.

Milk bottles can be used to fill a Cauldron for safe keeping. Milk left in a Cauldron for 3 in game days will spoil, becoming curds and whey (these will have more use in the Potion update)

Curds float on top of the whey and can be collected by right clicking the Cauldron with an open hand.

Combining 4 curds in the crafting table creates cheese. Cows cheese gives a small boost to Defence, Restores Hunger and Removes Potion Effects and Goats Cheese does the same, only Defence is replaced by strength.

Whey can be collected in bottles.

The Butter Churner is a new block that is crafted with 7 wood in the crafting bench and 2 sticks filling the 2 middle slots

Whey can be poured into the Butter churner and the Whey can be turned into butter.

Butter can be applied to blocks to make them slippery for Mobs. Butter can be applied to the sides and bottom of blocks too. Butter has Durability.

2. Sheeps

“Wild” sheep have thinner wool. When spawned in sheep will now appear like the shaved sheep texture, only entirely white, and will only drop one wool when killed or sheared.

As sheep are fed by the player their wool will slowly grow. This process is sped up if the sheep is fed on grain. The maximum wool level a sheep can get to is 10, but after 5 they become uncomfortable and start taking damage, sheep need to be sheared regularly to keep them happy

Players can now make Kilts by filling the top 2 rows of the crafting bench with wool. Up to 3 different coloured stripes can be used to make a kilt, creating lots of different customisation opportunities

Kilts half the damage taken from projectiles and give a mild speed boost

3. Chickens

Chickens have the smallest change. If a bird's nest (introduced in the pigeon update) is near the chicken, the chicken will lay its legs in the nest instead.

Chickens fed on grain will be more likely to lay mutable eggs in the nest

Chickens will occasionally prune their fathers, dropping them. This can be increased by feeding them grain

(Note: All other birds also perform this behaviour)

4. Pigs

Pigs have a new behaviour in which they'll occasionally dig for Mushrooms. Occasionally they can dig up other items like maps

This behaviour is more likely when a pig is on mud

This behaviour can be increased by feeding pigs grain

(Note: pugs now also roll around in mud)

5. Horses (Mules and Donkeys two. Actually everything with hooves not already mentioned)

When walking or running Horses, Donkeys and Mules have a chance to drop hoof shavings, these can also be brushed off by the player using the brush, doing so makes said animal easier to tame

Hoof shavings can be smelted into glue.

Glue can be applied to a block, temporarily sticking a mob to it and giving the slowness when they break free

If a Block is placed on top of a glued block the blocks will be glued together, and if a piston pushes one of the blocks both blocks will move together (but only 3 glued blocks can be pushed at once by one piston)

(Note: now that entities can walf though leaves, you can actually use a horse in the forrest without killing yourself!)

Rotten Crops

All crops have poised variants (like the potato) however instead of being random, these can only be gathered from Rotten Crops

Rotten Crops appear randomly and only produce Poisoned variants of food, this encourages farmers to keep more active care of their crops

Rotten Crops can attract Blights, a new Fae mob (more about the Fae will be explained later). Blights will Rot any crop the touch, and will even kill leaves and grass around them. They are hard to get rid of manually as they have vex like behaviour (and due to other reasons that will be explained later) Blights will go ways naturally after one in game days or until or the crops are Rotten, whatever happens first

Bees in a farm will decrease the chance of Rotten crops developing

Farmers villagers will try to remove any Rotten crops they come across and replace them

Abandoned Farms

These are new generated structures. They take the form of an Abandoned animal pen, a crop field, and a windmill that houses a bed and a loot chest.

This structure also houses a spawner for Blights.

The Scarecrow

The Scarecrow is the best defence against the Blights. Spawning exclusively in the Abandoned Farm a Scarecrow will lie dormant, they can be picked up with an Axe and moved while in this state. Feeding a Scarecrow an Emerald (one of which would be in an item frame inside the windmill) will cause it to awaken. When awoken the Scarecrow will defend the patch of crops it is on from anyone who seeks to harm it, whether that is Animals, Blights or other Players trampling crops. Much like Farmers Scarecrows will remove Rotten crops, but will not replace them.

Theses changes seek to make farming more of an active activity in Minecraft and less of an afterthought

(This was where the Potion stuff was going to go but that's big enough on its own to warrant it's own discussion)

(Part 4/5)

Hivy, This is Ivy!

Throughout my time on Tumblr one of my favourite things to do has been to create hypothetical Minecraft updates, I've done this twice before with The Pigeon update and The Pond Update, but a few weeks ago I let you lot chose what geographic area I should turn into a hypothetical update

Yall chose Celtic Europe (and Oceania but that's for later) AKA, Ireland, Scotland, Whales and Cornwall. I was very glad with this outcome as I myself am Scottish and I had a lot of ideas for this…..too many ideas…. So many ideas that I had to cut an entire section and now some stuff feels barebones….whoops. (but hey now I can work on a full portion update later…yay.)

But, enough of that, let's move on to:

The Fae Update!

New Biomes + Structures

There are 6 new biomes in this hypothetical update, each referring a different local found in celtic europe these are: The White Cliffs,The Glacial Pass, The Wisteria Forrest The Heather Moorlands/Peat Bogs (take your pick), The Highland Forests, and… you'll see ;3

The White Cliffs

The White Cliffs are a new coastal biome, consisting of grass topped cliffs, sandy bays and rock structures jutting out of the water. Suspicious sand and gravel generates naturally here and loot from it follows the fishing loot table, though with an increased chance to find nautilus shells and a rare chance to find sniffer eggs

This biome is based on the White Cliffs of Dover and the Jurassic Coast

The White Cliffs has only three new features:

Puffins

A new passive abiant mob, they drop Feathers when killed. Instead of the normal birds nest (introduced in the pigeon update) puffins lay there eggs in “wall nests” grey nests that attach to walls, these can be used as a decorative block

Seagulls

A neutral mob who drops Feathers and fish when killed, they spawn both in the White Cliffs and on beaches and open Seas. Seagulls will attack the player if they are holding any food item in their hand, stealing it.

Seagulls serve no other purpose.

Chalk

Chalk is a new stone block. It has the blast resistance of wood and is exclusive to the white cliffs, making up the cliffs themselves.

Chalk can be dyed any of the dye colours in the game, creating a softer, more Pastel variant of that colour (queers rejoice). Chalk can be made into slabs, stairs and walls in the stone cutter.

The Glacial Pass

A cold mountainous biome, the Glacial past is mainly made of stone and deeplate, with ice and snow also being common. Dipstone spikes can be found here as well as gravel structures resembling Eskers and Terminal Moraines (yes my favourite subject is geography how can you tell?). Suspicious gravel can be found here as well as suspicious snow, which can also be found in the igloo. Strays, Polar Bears, Foxes and Rabbits Spawn in this environment

This biome is based on glaciated uplands

Seals

Seals can be found in all cold environments. Seals will follow the player when they swim, upon coming on to land Seals will bob in the afternoon expectantly.

Seals can be fed fish, clapping after this is done

Seals drop blubber when killed. Blubber can be crafted into blubber blocks, when lit on fire these blocks burn light yellow. Blubber can be used to make torches, lanterns and campfires.

Blubber can also be crafted into a chest plate, the blubber chest plate reduces projectile damage and prevents Frost damage in powdered snow, but it slows you down while on land

The Wisteria Forest

A replacement for the old flower Frocester, this is a rare forrest in which all natural flowers spawn

Purified water (a type of water introduced in the pond update that can cure harmful status effects and restore hunger permanently for a short time) would spawn here too, as well as unicorns and kelpies (introduced in the pond update, will be discussed later)

Other Mobs that Spawn here will be discussed later

Wisteria Trees

Wisteria trees are a new wood type. The wood itself is a pale green with a purplish grey bark. Wisteria leaves are pale lavender. Wisteria trees also have hanging leave variants, much like willow leaves (pond update) that grow in the same way as glow berries

Butterflies and Moths

Passive ambient mobs that spawn in all biomes, though moths are most common in dark oak forests and butterflies are most common here. Both come in many colours, much like tropical fish. These mobs are as large as the bees (traditional dictates that all Minecraft arthropods must be massive, also yes bane of arthropods works on these, but do you actually care?)

Butterflies and Moths drop their respective wings when killed, these can be grafted onto the elytra (using the dragonfly carapace, an mob drop from the dragon fly as introduced in the pond update, speaking of that, the Toad from that update will also eat Moths and Butterflies) grafting these wings on changes the electable texture to resemble the wings of these Mobs (Note: despite both having many textures the electric will always adopt The Lunar Moth and Monarch Butterfly texture respectively)

Crann Bethadh Sprout

The sprout of a legendary tree, this is a two tall plant with ever changing leaf colours, shifting throughout all the pastel colour variants

The player can take a cutting of this plant using shears

This plant can only be dug up by the sniffer

Flower Crowns

By combining any 4 flowers in a circular pattern in the crafting table players can make flower crowns. Flower crowns adopt the colours of whatever flowers were used to craft it. Flower crowns can be worn on the head and serve no purpose other than to make people look pretty ;3

Wisteria Grass

Wisteria grass is a new grass type block that is pale lavender. It behaves the same as grass. It is only found in the Wisteria forest

The Heather Moorlands

Heather Moorlands are made up of water, grass, mud and a new block. No trees and few other plants spawn here, but cattails, reeds (pond update), sea grass and lily pads would be common here.

Bogs would spawn here

Toads, Frogs and Dragonflies would spawn here

Heather Moorlands are based on….Heather Moorlands.

Peat

Peat is a new powered snow-like block. It is brown in colour and makes up most of the ground in the Heather moorlands. Any plant can be planted on it.

Falling through peat takes notably longer than it does for powdered snow, players cannot freeze in peat, only suffocate. Peat can be safely traversed with leather boots.

When broken, peat will break into Peat Logs, peat logs can be burned in the furnace as an effective fuel

When lit on fire, Peat burns Bright Red, peat logs can be used to make peat lanterns, campfires and torches.

Combining 4 peat logs together makes a peat block, smelting a peat block creates Hardened Peat. Harmed peat can be made into Smooth Peat, Chiselled Peat, Peat Bricks, Cut Peat, Peat Pillar and Peat Tiles

Gortach

The Gortach are a new Undead mob. They spawn in swamps and peat bogs and resemble Bog bodies. They hide in dirt, mud, sand, gravel and peat and jump out of the ground to attack.

Gortach inflicts poison with their attacks. Gortach can carry swords, axes, and spears

Gortach drop their weapon, peat logs or Rotten flesh when killed

Spears

Spears are crafted either with one iron ingot and two sticks in a diagonal pattern, or are dropped by the Gortach

Spears are weaker than the sword but have a better reach, can be thrown (though this isn't good for their durability) and completely bypass shields and armour, hitting the opponent as if they had nothing at all

Spears have all the same enchantments as the Sword + Loyalty

Heather

Heather is a new purple flower exclusive to the Heather Moorlands. It gives purple dye when ground up.

The Highland Forest

Made up of rolling hills and Birch trees, all normal passive Mobs can spawn here, but sheep, goats,bees and cows are most common. All normal hostile Mobs can spawn here

Loch Lurkers (a rare UnderWater horse-like mob from the pond update) also spawn in the lakes here

Birch Updates

Yep. This is a secret Birch forest update.

A new form of Birch tree “Silver Birch” that grows much taller and has yellow leaves can be found here. This form gets its own sapling

The Birch block would also get a minor update to make the black segments more like stripes and not ugly blobs

Leave Updates, Packed Leaves and Thatching

Players and Mobs can now walk and fall through leaves.

When breaking leaves with anything other than shears or silk touch leaf blocks will drop leaf items (except wisteria and Spruce, which drop Petals and Needles)

By placing 9 of these in the crafting bench the player can create packed leaves, a new solid version of the leaf block

Thatching is a new block of greyish colour that is crafted with 6 wheat on the top and bottom and 3 leaves of any type in the centre of the crafting bench. Thatching looks the same as a Hale Bale, only without the string holding it together.

Goosegrass, Nettles, and Thistle

Goosegrass is a plant that grows in any forest, but is most common in the Highlands. Walking through goosegrass results in it sticking to you, taking up one of your unoccupied armour slots and slowing you down. Walking through it at all also slows you down, much like cobwebs, making this plant dangerous when fighting mobs

Nettles can only spawn in Dark oak and Highland forests. Nettles stay low to the ground, if they are walked on by a player they are inflicted with Poison. Nettles can be collected and made into a healthy soup

Thistles are a new type of two high flowers. They can be ground into purple dye. They hurt the player if walker through

Deer

Deer are a new mob found in all forested environments, much like Wolf's they have different textures depending on the biome

When killed, Deers drop Venison, a new edible meat

Like Goats, Deers will try to charge the player. Also like Goats, after hitting a block deer will drop and antler

Fog

Fog is a new weather type, lowering the amount the player can see for a short time and allowing a few Mobs to spawn, particularly endermen

Shelf Fungus

A new decorative block that grows on trees

Wildcats

Wildcats are a new ambient Mob, they share a model with Ocelots and Cats and they drop string when killed

The Mushroom Grotto

Oh yes. A new forest of giant mushrooms and mycelium. This biome is very rare. The Mobs that Spawn here will be discussed later

Mushroom Wood

Much like the nether mushrooms, overworld mushrooms are now a woodtype. The mushroom stem can be stripped and converted into all wood blocks. Mushroom wood is white in colour.

New Mushrooms

Yep. There is now a mushroom for every colour of dye in the game. Mushrooms can also now be ground into dye

Here's what all those mushrooms could look like (minus brown and red of course):

(Note: this is based on design, not colour)

Before moving on, sniffers don't just get the Crann Bethadh Sprout. They get a new plant for every dye type in the game

Plus, they can dig up two new mushrooms exclusive to them, when ground these mushrooms become two new dye types… Well, not quite. They Become Rose Dye and Spring Green Dye, the two removed wool colours. This is the only way to get these mushrooms and these dyes. This would make the sniffer more worth the work put in to get one and create a lot of more strange decoration choices

Here's what they COULD look like (note: again, colours don't line up)

Mushroom bricks

Smelting the Mushroom blocks (not the stem, the block itself) creates mushroom bricks: multicoloured bricks taking on the patterning of the mushroom used to make them

Mushroom bricks can be made into stairs, slabs and walls

Puffball Mushrooms and Faerie Rings

Both exclusive to the mushroom forest.

Puffball mushrooms are brown in colour and are plants that stay on the ground, when walked over they release spores that inflict harmful status effects such as Poison, blindness, slowness, weakness, nausea, lethitatvia, and mining fatigue

Faerie Rings are Rings of mushrooms that take up one block on the ground (they also come in all colours)

If a player steps on one it is like they are walking through cobwebs, and upon getting out they will be inflicted with slowness.

If a mob steps in one they completely freeze and their AI is disabled until they are knocked out or the ring is broken.

This would help allow players to use Mobs as decoration without lagging there game

New Structures

Bothies

A bothy is a public structure found typically in the Highlands, there small houses for folks to take shelter in.

Bothines can spawn in any woodland biomes, they'll appear as a simple wooden house. Inside Bothies will have a chest with low level loot and a bed.

Occasionally, suspicious sand,mud, gravel or snow will spawn outside the bothy (depending on the biome), these typically have low level loot but items such as armour Trims or record disks can be dug up

Stone Works

Based on the numerous palaeolithic celtic stoneworks,these are small abiant structures spawning in the Dark Oak, Highland and Wisteria forests, as well as Heather Moorlands, Snowy Tundras, Wetlands and Mushroom Grottos

There would be many variants of these structures resembling stone circles, stone henges, standing stones, stone portals and cobbled walls.

All of these are made from base stone blocks, though sometimes other blocks can be found like chalk flooring or trees/water spawning in the centre of a stone circle

Sometimes, though rarely, these structures could spawn with a “Stone Holder” a new block that holds a tool or weapon (similar to the myth of the sword and the stone) these can be moved with silk touch. The player can remove the weapon, which will always be made of iron (that's important for later) and could have some low-level enchamtmants

Occasionally, these can also structures spawn with suspicious dirt, which can be dug up with the brush. Pottery sherds are more common in these structures, but apart from that, they exist only as set dressing ;)

Castle Ruins

A more substantial ruin, Castle Ruins can spawn basically anywhere, but are most common in Highland forests.

Castle Ruins are winding structures, they have a Dungeon below with Gortach or Bog spawners in the cells. The main ruin itself is made up of narrow passageways, imagine a smaller version of the bastion.

There would be numerous loot chests around, but upon opening one, a new mob would be summoned called a ■■■■■■

This mob will be discussed later :)

The Beast's Lair

An underground structure most common under the mountains or Highland forests

Made up of narrow passages leading to open rooms filled with gold blocks, loot chests containing riches and even some new vaults. There's also a shocking amount of skulls littered around

And of course the new boss here: The Wyvern

The Wyvern is a draconic boss mob spawning only hear, it has 4 legs and two wings and is bright red (Note: no. Wyvern never meant a dragon with only 4 limbs. That is a modern addition. Wyvern and dragons were different because of what they breathed)

The Wyvern is very powerful up close and can attack from far away with its poisonous breath

Upon its defeat the Wyvern will drop copious amounts of gold and emeralds that it ate, perhaps even some diamonds if your lucky

Faerie Mounds

Spawning exclusively in the Wisteria Forests, Highland Forests and Mushroom Grottos, these are small dirt hills with a spawner inside and a handful of loot chests

They are essentially fae Dungeons

The mobs that Spawn here will be: you guessed it, discussed later

Clochan + The Dubnos Tunnels

Clochans are typically just an abiant structures common in the Highlands, small cobblestone huts with nothing interesting about them.

But occasionally, they lead to something greater. Some of them spawn with holes leading to a second structure made up of 5 rooms, oriented in this pattern:

In the centre room are 5 stones, each baring a carving of one of the 5 element symbols (note: these are taken from the unused painting textures, with a new one added for wood), at the base of all these stones is a new kind of Vault “The Fae Vault” exclusive to this structure and the beast's lair

The carvings look like this:

The goal of this structure would be to go to each of the challenge rooms, each of with have there own stone with a carving, right click on said carving to indicate you have completed the room, and once all 4 rooms are complete return to the centre room to click on the craving that was not represented by one of the carvings in the other rooms. Getting this right results in the appearance of 5 Fae keys from the stones. These keys can be used on the fey vaults to claim the structures loot

Failure to complete the structure will be indicated by the carvings glowing Red and numerous waves of Mobs spawning

The challenge rooms each contain a challenge pertaining to their element: the fire room is filled with fire, the water room is flooded, the air room requires parkour, the earth room is a Maze and the plant room is filled with Sweet Berries, Goosegrass, Nettles, Thistles, Puffball mushrooms and Faerie Rings (yes I know mushrooms aren't plants, shush.)

On top of that, there are several spawners for the fae in this structure, with various types appearing to attack you. Though these spanners will be deactivated upon completing a room

(Note: carved stones can be moved with silk touch)

They fae Mobs that Spawn in these will be discussed later.

These structures would create unique challenges for the player and would bring more life to these biomes, encouraging exploration.

(Part 1/5)

[basslinegrave]

hnnnng need to find something for my moms bday but she literally buys everything that crosses my mind its not fair

[chloe-spade]

Birthday Ranking - Twisted Wonderland Birthday Cards Part 4

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Ace Trappola (Happy Early birthday!)

Eating his favorite dessert on his birthday is something he would do and he's happy about it - 8/10

Try as you will, but you'll get pied Ace (by Vil no less)! - 9/10

Look how happy he is, it's so happy and cheerful.

Jack Howl

Let him have a cactus! It's so sweet and cute and the look at his gleam as he was given to it. I love it - 10/10

He's such a wholesome boi and I love it! - 10/10

He's such a wolf and I love it, after getting pied as well

Trey Clover

The Cake....The cake...they tried so hard to make it for him and he's eating it - 8/10

Cater taking a photo is a icing at the messed up cake

Epel hits hard, Trey, your glasses came off! - 9/10

He's one of this characters that it's nice to see having fun

Jade Leech and Floyd Leech

These two combine with different angle makes things so amazing!

Jade noticing Floyd's fork and Floyd's expression makes it works and I love it - 10/10

Jade's smile is so sweet and Silver bringing in a towel, feeling bad is so in character and it's great - 9/10

Deuce enjoying himself. Floyd's express which says 'oh really?' is so cute and Im happy this exists - 9/10

[anime-imagines-galore]

TWST Boys with Artist Yuu Part 2 Electricboogaloo

Content warning: Probably bad grammar and spelling or something

Ocatvinelle/Pomefiore

Heartslaybul

Riddle’s notes are already organized to perfection but his juniors still have a hard time following along. The notes look just like the textbook, so he knows it’s easy to understand but it’s not clicking with his students. Yuu’s artistic flair will give more life to the blocks of texts in a way that’s way more engaging (and will hopefully deter his students from going to Azul for help)

Ace commissions decks of cards where the Ace of Hearts looks way cooler than the Ace of Spades. Cards, dice, chips; any sort of parlor trick tool that he can use sleight of hand on (he totally doesn’t have his specialty Ace of Hearts in a frame or anything)

Decorating cakes and other pastries with Trey, creating the most intricate and detailed designs anyone in Heartslaybul has ever seen. Trey normally sticks to normal piping and the likes but Yuu has seen way too many episodes of Cake Boss to leave it at that. Every odd Unbirthday Party gets a sugary sculpture of a flamingo, hedgehog, house of cards, you name it. Bets are made throughout the dorm of when and what the next piece will be

Creating sick blastycle designs with Deuce as he struggles to think of something that looks cool yet sophisticated. Deuce’s designs are usually bombastic but just needs a bit of tweaking. He has posters of blastycle designs on his walls from excitedly brainstorming ideas with Yuu whenever there was a spare moment

Cater had noticed the blastycle sketches on Deuce’s wall and asked to design some skateboards with him. It started off with the design on the bottom and the colors of the wheels before completely drafting boards from scratch. Interesting but dynamic shapes, cool color comps, sick designs; the whole process is going straight to Magicam!

Savanaclaw

The sound of the pencil against the paper has become a lullaby when Leona naps near Yuu. This is the best time to catch the 3rd year without a scowl and the Botanical Gardens makes for a nice scene study. As long as Yuu switches out the sketchbook or runs away in time before Leona wakes up, their work can stay intact 

Jack tries everything in his power to keep his tail from wagging whenever Yuu paints the cactus’ pots. He always turns down the offer to join, saying that it’s for kids, but he never misses a painting session (he’s just there to make sure your design is school appropriate, he says)

Ruggie very rarely gets free time to himself but on rare occasions he likes to watch the equally bust Yuu drawing in their sketchbook. After noticing the hyena’s ears twitching while using a pen or other hard mediums, Yuu opted for soft pastels. Every so often, Ruggie would purposefully smudge a line or the entire piece tbh. Yuu pretends to be mad but they see it as them doing art together (plus its funny watching Ruggie smudge everything he touches with color, especially if it’s Leona’s stuff)

[phoenix-manga]

How would the families of the TWST boys react to the partner Pokemon of the Heartslabyul quintet, Savanaclaw trio, Octavinelle trio, Scarabia duo, Pomefiore trio, Ignihyde duo and Diasomnia quartet?

The answer is quite long so the rest is under the cut...

Riddle's mom might not approve because she thinks pets are a waste of time. But Riddle would learn from Azul a bit, just a bit, and lie that the exceptional students are given a familiar to help their image. That got his mom to change her opinion quickly.

Ace's family would fawn over the fire puppy, it was just so warm and fluffy, also a good boy who guards the house against intruders. There may be times Growlithe gets cheeky and pranks both brothers while pretending to cry to the mom who scolds her sons.

Deuce's mom would absolutely adore the Togepi, whenever Deuce ran errands with his mom and some people ask what was he carrying in his chest carrier and Deuce goes "My child!" and Ms. Spade plays along with it.

Trey's family would absolutely make Alcremie their mascot. The store sign is getting an upgrade and Alcremie themed desserts are gonna line the cake shelves. His sibling might unintentionally try to dab their finger on the Pokemon cause its made of cream. Trey has to remind them gently that Alcremie has personal space.

Cater's sisters would be gushing over Wynaut at first until it started to act so confused with what they were doing that they lose interest. Turns out Wynaut does this on purpose cause Cater is the only one who gets to see it active.

Leona brings his meowth home and immediately acts like a lil turd to those who whisper nasty rumors behind his back. Meowth may sass Leona from time to time but they ain't taking no disrespect for their trainer. Cheka's attention now goes to Meowth who handles the cub with the patience of a saint.

Ruggie is already using his little friend to help around the neighborhood. The kids know Murkrow, the neighbors know Murkrow. Granny Bucchi? She's already considered it a grandchild. Everyone has Murkrow's back and if some cheeky guy tries to pick on it by throwing rocks, they'll be hounded by the hyena fam.

Jack brought home his Maractus and his siblings were in awe of a living cactus. Maractus likes to sway from their wolf tails and ride on them like on would do to a blanket being dragged on the floor.

Azul showed his parents his new familiar and his mom is reminded of baby Azul. Clobbopus is gonna be the new baby of the household. And if Azul's old bullies try anything with him, Clobbopus gonna throw these hands and smack away.

The leech twins brought their Pokemon to their home, Foongus was placed in a bubble spell to keep it from drowning. Their dad was expecting them to get a dangerous-looking familiar but they came home with a derpy axolotl and a mushroom. He can't argue with his sons though. Mama Leech making sure their Pokemon feel comfortable at home. Maybe even made a room with an air pocket so that Foongus and Wooper don't have to worry about air.

Kalim's family would frighten Sunkern since there were so many strangers trying to pet it. Kalim for once gently scolds his siblings that they shouldn't rush towards Sunkern and if they want to play with him they have to promise to be gentle with him. His father was surprised but he thinks it was alright because his son is learning to set boundaries and be responsible.

Jamil's sister would find Natu so adorable and would borrow it for selfies and tell all her friends about her brother's cute parrot thing. Natu would disappear on her when she wants another selfy and Najma would pout when she sees the pokemon perched on her brother's shoulder. Jamil just smugly grins at her.

Vil's father would approve of Snom. Despite that his fans would think he'd get a pretty familiar, they'd grow to like Snom right away. Those beady eyes were so irresistible. The moment it evolves into a Frosmoth, his fans would fawn over it.

Rook's family would admire the beautiful plumage on Braviary. When the two go hunting, they have a bit of competition between each other on who can catch the biggest animal they can hunt. It's always a draw.

Epel's family thought that he got an apple from one of his classmates and it was really big. But to their surprise, it was a small dragon in the apple. Flapple would want to show off by lifting up the heavy tools with ease and helping sort quality apples. The Felmier family openly appreciates Flapple. Granny Felmier even made a nice little hat and scarf for her grandson's familiar.

Idia and Ortho wouldn't want the STYX to treat their Pokemon like the subjects they experiment on. So, they mostly keep them close whenever they get home. The Pokemon are the only ones who can provide them with temporary relief from this organization.

Malleus returns home with Vanillite and the fae servants were confused because why isn't their master finishing that ice cream- oh wait, it has a face... Some of the fae would be a bit shocked to see this kind of familiar that was given to their prince. Some might ask if they didn't let him pick one more suited to his image.

Malleus just waves them off by saying he specifically wanted this creature. Vanillite gets a very pampered home life.

Lilia wants to celebrate getting their Pokemon by making some dinner, Silver does the old, "Look what's that?" trick on Lilia as he and Teddiursa stuff Gulpin's maw with their portions. Gulpin is just happy to be fed.

Sebek is proudly showing his parents his new familiar who is currently mimicking his pose as he speaks. Mama Zigvolt is cooing at the little fairy bug while Papa Zigvolt is genuinely curious about what kind of familiar it was. Ribombee actually aiding his father in dental checkups is the cutest image ever.

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Feel Better <3

Yes I know I am late. But here is my 5 years of YouTube for Jack. I know it’s not much, but I hope it’s enough to make jack happy when he is ill. Happy 5 years of YouTubing Jack. It’s been a long and wild ran for you. Lets keep pushing for another strong 5 years for 10 years of YouTubing. Thanks for all the love and support you have given everyone in the community. Thank you Robin for coming along in the septic train. Also, thank you Wiishu for being there for Jack when he needed you the most.  I did not miss the live stream however I could not comment, because of my phone. See you guys in the next post and another GIANT ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR JACKSEPTICEYE FOR REACHING 5 YEARS OF YOUTUBING AND HAVING 17 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! Thank you guys so much for looking at my sketch. And I will see all you guys in the next post. Buh Bye and stay mystical. 

- @therealjacksepticeye

- @wiishu

- @pixlpit

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SSR Jack Howl Birthday Boy Voice Lines

When Summoned: Today's my birthday, huh... Fine. I'll show you just how much I've matured.

Summon Line: For even my senpais to celebrate me like this... I'll need to properly return the favor and celebrate their birthdays too!

Groooovy!!: You remembered my birthday? Ah, that is, you know... Th-thanks.

Home Set: This sash is way too embarrassing...

Home Idle 1: When I entered the classroom, Epel gave me an apple pie, but... heh. The whole room smelled so good that I couldn't help my stomach growling.

Home Idle 2: The present I got from Deuce was a towel. Makes sense that he'd know what I want since we're always running together.

Home Idle 3: Isn't it a bit too much to put up decorations all around the whole dorm? ...Wha- hey! Who strung up lights on my precious cactus!?

Home Idle - Login: Eh, my birthday party...? N-no, I'm not saying I don't want to, just wait. I'll go finish my daily training quickly!

Home Idle - Groovy: Is there anything you want for your birthday? I-It's not like I'm looking to pay you back or anything! I'm just asking...

Home Tap 1: What's an ambition of mine now that I'm a year older? I want to become a person of high caliber like Ruggie-senpai, or something like that... D-don't tell him what I just said!

Home Tap 2: Did you eat the roast beef at the birthday party? Seems like it was a gift from Leona-senpai. I'll have to thank him.

Home Tap 3: When I was younger, my little sister and brother made me pear compote for my birthday. They did a poor job slicing the pears, but it was still exceptionally delicious.

Home Tap 4: Even if I say I'm disciplining myself, I'll still eat some cake. There's no problem as long as I keep my carbohydrates and fat intake moderate. The point is finding that balance.

Home Tap 5: A cactus brooch is pretty rare, isn't it? I don't often wear accessories like this, but I kinda like this one.

Home Tap - Groovy: All this chatter and celebrating is definitely a bit too difficult for me to deal with. I'm going to go take a breather outside... You want to come with?

Duo: [JACK]: You’re honoring me, Jamil-senpai? [JAMIL]: Today is your celebration, Jack.

Birthday Login Message: Could it be that you came to celebrate my birthday? …I see. Thanks. I’ll at least say that. …M-my tail is only swaying because I’m training. It’s not like I’m happy or anything!

Requested by Anonymous.